Kolumne 1911 Freunde

Von Tretern, Seuchenvögeln und Ausredenkönigen

Autsch! Der Spielertyp „Treter“ nimmt selten Rücksicht auf das Wohlbefinden seiner Gegenspieler.

Autsch! Der Spielertyp „Treter“ nimmt selten Rücksicht auf das Wohlbefinden seiner Gegenspieler.

Foto: Christoph Reichwein / imago

Bottrop.  Jeder kennt sie, die Stereotypen eines Fußballteams. Sie sorgen für die besonderen Momente, die Lacher, aber auch für manch einen blauen Fleck.

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